I went to Waitrose for my lunch

[Sir C]

At 6am on Sunday I was just leaving the pub. That's civilisation

But you are but a mere youth, la. You must enjoy your young years while you can, for soon you will be like me, old and shágged out.

[Burney]

But you are but a mere youth, la. You must enjoy your young years while you can, for soon you will be like me, old and shágged out.

I called my daughter at midday on Sunday. I woke her up. She’d gone to bed at six.

I was a mixture of outraged and envious.

[Sir C]

I called my daughter at midday on Sunday. I woke her up. She’d gone to bed at six.

I was a mixture of outraged and envious.

She's settled in OK then?

[Luis Anaconda]

But you are but a mere youth, la. You must enjoy your young years while you can, for soon you will be like me, old and shágged out.

I'm catching up

[Pokster]

I called my daughter at midday on Sunday. I woke her up. She’d gone to bed at six.

I was a mixture of outraged and envious.

Was it her own bed????

[Sir C]

Miles Davis, John Coltrane, bit of Acid Jazz.

That is my limits in this respect.

I may investigate Parker.

Chet Baker, dude.

[redgunamo]

Miles Davis, John Coltrane, bit of Acid Jazz.

That is my limits in this respect.

I may investigate Parker.

Parker was Davis' mentor for a while, early on in his career.

[Burney]

She's settled in OK then?

I suppose that’s one way of putting it, yes.

According to the signs there, the whole campus is a safe space for LGBTQ types.

Don’t really know how I was allowed to park, really.

[Sir C]

I suppose that’s one way of putting it, yes.

According to the signs there, the whole campus is a safe space for LGBTQ types.

Don’t really know how I was allowed to park, really.

My word. The place must be positively crawling with bumders

[Burney]

Was it her own bed????

That’s not really any of my business, is it?