Originally Posted by Burney They give themselves airs and graces and act like they're the bóllocks when in fact all they do is cook fùcking eggs. And I hate the way they try to get you to order an omelette when all you want is fried egg. Cùnts. AND they fúck about trying to make it look like a perfect sausage shape, meanwhile overcooking the fúcking thing. On the other hand, it allows one to eat chillies at breakfast, which would be unacceptable if preparing the omelette for yourself.
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