The fire brigade are now saying this bloody fire's going to take another 4-6 hours

[Burney]

Did you do the gay walk with bent arms to amuse the neighbours ?

A Darth Vader costume would have been great to do the paper round in and frighten the **** out of Ronnie Corbett

I was about 6 when I got the C3PO costume. Even in the 70s that would have been considered a bit young for a paper round.