I travelled with Maputo to that game. Was I not with him when he picked up the ticket?
I remember ranting on the way home from that one too, about how I've never been so embarrassed to win a trophy given how we were so badly outplayed and that the entire club should be ashamed
Was he guffing along in agreement?
You need to explain more about the flatulence. Was it the sheer volume or quality of the farts that was the real problem?
For the record, the sort of person who farts in a car with passengers is lower than whale shít. I used to have to travel with a fat northern salesman who took great delight in saying 'Can you smell that? Fresh bread!', so you'd take a deep lungful, only to discover to your horror that he'd just sneaked out a particularly disgusting fart.