Hello HoddGooner the silent online lurker

[HoddGooner]

How nice to hear from you, Hodd. Perhaps you work in the box office with 2020?

I work in the academy so no access to cheap tickets unfortunately.

[redgunamo]

Very good
The reason I don't post is actually quite simple - As some of you know I work for the club part-time and I have a contract that says I cannot post on social media anything I may know due to that employment. As it's hard to draw a line on what I wouldn't otherwise know, or which forms my opinion, it's easier just to not post anything.
And for those have speculated on my forum name, it is derived from the fact that at the time I joined back in the 90's I lived in Hoddesdon.

Understood, H.

But, without naming names, of course, or falling foul of the terms of your employment contract with the club, can you tell us whether Alexis and Mesut are staying or not? And what about the Ox?

[HoddGooner]

So you are quite literally ITK? You know about all the new players we're going to sign before the window SLAMS SHUT?

I wish I did - since Chav$ki screwed us over on a couple of deals we had in the bag, no one other than AW and the team of lawyers is ITK.

[Sir C]

I work in the academy so no access to cheap tickets unfortunately.

That must be an interesting place to work, old chap.

Anyway, please do not hesitate to give us your thoughts on issues outwith the football arena; so far today we have dealt with abandoned kittens, loony lefties and sausage rolls. All input is treasured.

[HoddGooner]

Closer than you think, I now live in Stanstead Abbotts

[Burney]

Closer than you think, I now live in Stanstead Abbotts

Really? My wife used to work in the Maltings and I look down on Stanstead Abbotts from my allotment on Widbury Hill. I shall give you a cheery

Young pat says he's moving to Hertford, so it'll be quite the AWIMB hub round our way soon.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Hello HoddGooner

[barrybueno]

Could all be a part of an adult version of it's a knockoneout

Played P

[Pokster]

How will we do with false starts and performing enhancing drugs?

Actually it would be a fun way to start a 100m race. instead of a starter pistol have some official giving it a good go.

Sex Olympics... whoever comes first comes last

[Pokster]

Played P

Took about 3 weeks for anyone to notice