Blokes on moped mounted the curb and snatched the missus's phone this morning

[Pat Vegas]

Its the only place in the UK with nice Muslims, apparently.

Hmmm, must be the turks.
There i still a strong Greek community perhaps not as obvious as before.

However it's changing and I want to leave. It's becoming overly expensive and lots of questionable eastern europe types have moved in.

For instance there is a neighbour who has a bunch of kids has an old woman living with him.
The fella doesn't speak a word of a the queens, must be some sort of tradesman as he has hands of leather, Yet he can rent out a big place and support everyone else and has a newish different car every month. I want to know what his gig is.