Blokes on moped mounted the curb and snatched the missus's phone this morning

[Monty92]

I thought I told you to go and talk to some muslims? What are you still doing here?

Hhhhhactually, I grew up (till I was 25) in an area with a huge Muslim community, also yer Bangladeshis and Pakistanis primarily.

I didn't always live among the Hampstead glitterati, you know.