Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
She came home in floods of tears.

I know it was probably a stolen moped, but I was a bit surprised she didn't instinctively look at their number plate. Surely that's the first thing you do after the immediate shock?
Human beings without training don't respond like that. They are first shocked and disbelieving, thinking this can't be real or must be a joke. Their eyes will be drawn to the person rather than a number plate and, by the time the disbelief has worn off, the perpetrator has long since fúcked off.