Perhaps that should win a prize for being one of the most badly constructed sentences of all time, given that it is ambiguous enough to have three possible meanings
I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.
I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.
Blood stained chopper in hand
A look of malevolence on his tear stained face
Still, as long as you've enough left to píss through, that's the important thing.
I would have thought that a man of his advancing years would have had a Harrods colostomy bag wired into his urinary tract by now
No need to go to the Gents whatsoever