Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
I consider it one of the essential foods. A glass or two prepares the liver for the rest of the onslaught.
Are you not at all concerned about your capacity for making the sex after a hearty 3-course meal and lashings of sleep-inducing fizz?

I mean, you can't take the missus to a fancy hotel for your wedding anniversary and not mark the occasion with intercourse.