Boots Tuna & Mayo sandwich.

[Burney]

It's not a whole plate of bacon and two fried slices, is it?

I compromised and had two sausage rolls in the end.

[Sir C]

I compromised and had two sausage rolls in the end.

The extruded pink mysterygoomeat?

[Burney]

The extruded pink mysterygoomeat?

Yes. Awfully good. Although one of them was actually hot rather than being properly tepid, which reduced my enjoyment somewhat.