I came late to Detectorists. I'm just watching the second series now.

[Sir C]

I used to get lifts to work with a rather pretty sales lady who insisted on driving one of them - canary yellow, too. Not only did one look ridiculous in it, it was forever going wrong, so I'd have to get the bus.

If I hadn't fancied her rotten (and needed a lift), I'd probably have sacked off the whole arrangement.

She turned out to be a lesbian.

Yes, I once actually performed the foul deed within the confines of a TR7; this event may have taken place, if my memory does me no disservice, in the car park of Finchley Golf Club.

A regrettable, cramped and uncomfortable, of ultimately satisfying, experience.

The car in question was one of the few automatics built, by the way. A three-speed unit, this was not a gearbox of which the British motor industry should be proud.

[Pokster]

Yes, I once actually performed the foul deed within the confines of a TR7; this event may have taken place, if my memory does me no disservice, in the car park of Finchley Golf Club.

A regrettable, cramped and uncomfortable, of ultimately satisfying, experience.

The car in question was one of the few automatics built, by the way. A three-speed unit, this was not a gearbox of which the British motor industry should be proud.

That is what probably started your shoulder problem.... were you shagging the Lesbian or berni?

[Sir C]

That is what probably started your shoulder problem.... were you shagging the Lesbian or berni?

I have never knowingly shagged a lesbian, p. That would be morally wrong and quite possibly illegal (I am unsure of the exact wording of the legislation covering these issues.)

Had I been shagging berni in a TR7 in Finchley Gold Club car park, I wouldn't need to tell him about it, would I?

[Burney]

I have never knowingly shagged a lesbian, p. That would be morally wrong and quite possibly illegal (I am unsure of the exact wording of the legislation covering these issues.)

Had I been shagging berni in a TR7 in Finchley Gold Club car park, I wouldn't need to tell him about it, would I?

Also, I doubt the suspension would have taken it.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Also, I doubt the suspension would have taken it.

I can see it going up and down

[Burney]

I can see it going up and down

Think how I feel

[Sir C]

Think how I feel

Hairy. Firm of thigh and buttock, I suspect.

[Pokster]

I can see it going up and down

Who is the postman and the letterbox?

Ex Colleague of mind said you weren't gay if you were the giver... he was a fruit loop though

[Burney]

Who is the postman and the letterbox?

Ex Colleague of mind said you weren't gay if you were the giver... he was a fruit loop though

I think we'd have to toss a coin on that one. I assume that's how it's done in heemasex circles. So that you can choose ends, as it were.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Who is the postman and the letterbox?

Ex Colleague of mind said you weren't gay if you were the giver... he was a fruit loop though

Burney is the postman after Ronnie Corbett gave him a lesson in how to use the letterbox