Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
Was she a Lesbian before you fancied her or did the thought of your overly white hairy body turn her?
I couldn't say. She just turned up at an event one evening with a short-haired woman in tow. This made a lot of people who'd tried it on with her and failed feel a lot better about things.

My body wasn't particularly hairy back then, I don't think. Indeed, I was quite smooth.

My whiteness I couldn't really help, you racist.