Burney, your analogy between our treatment of animals and prostitution seems flawed

[Monty92]

Better to have lived and to have been eaten, than never to have lived at all.

Though maybe not so much for battery chickens.

Yes, in my vision of the future, eating beef from, say, a free range cow would be akin to admitting you once fúcked a whore on a stag do in Amsterdam. People would roll their eyes, but you'd basically pay no real social price.