Tonight I am alone in my own property. There are so many questions unanswered at this

[Rich]

Onanism, r? Surely, as a medical man, you must know the deleterious effects such behaviour can have on your constitution? The enervation? The neuralgia? The loss of vitality and strength? The inability to play a straight bat or hold your catches in the outfield?

These are all medical facts, r.

Blindness too, I hear.

Anyway, part of my pre match routine was to bash one out before leaving for the ground. Didn't seem to do me much harm.

[Peter]

Blindness too, I hear.

Anyway, part of my pre match routine was to bash one out before leaving for the ground. Didn't seem to do me much harm.

As we said yesterday- bowlers are ****ers

[Burney]

Blindness too, I hear.

Anyway, part of my pre match routine was to bash one out before leaving for the ground. Didn't seem to do me much harm.

Presumably, you're going to touch some poor patient with that hand tomorrow?

So much for going private.