I fell out of bed and damaged myself in the night.

[Sir C]

You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.

[SWv2]

You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.

How damaged?

Physically or simply in reputation.

[Sir C]

How damaged?

Physically or simply in reputation.

Physically. Landed on my bad shoulder and now feel like I was in a car crash.

I was three parts sober, as well.

[Burney]

You must admit, that's some impressive fvckwittery.

Bad dream?

[Sir C]

Bad dream?

No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.

[SWv2]

No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.

Sorry, I know I shouldn't.

You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.

[Sir C]

Sorry, I know I shouldn't.

You should get one of those beds with the pull up railings at the side. NHS would probably sell you one.

I'd rather a nurse with a bedpan. And one of those sexy nurse outfits with fishnet stockings. I don't care what she wears.

[Burney]

No, I was trying to get up for a piss but my shoulder was aching so I levered myself up really awkwardly and then, bang, I was on the floor groaning.

So, your dodgy prostate forced you to get up for a piss, but your dodgy shoulder stopped you getting up successfully and caused you to fall out of bed?



We're going to have to get you a carer, aren't we?

[Sir C]

So, your dodgy prostate forced you to get up for a piss, but your dodgy shoulder stopped you getting up successfully and caused you to fall out of bed?



We're going to have to get you a carer, aren't we?

It's depressing, I tell you.

[Burney]

It's depressing, I tell you.

It is a bit. Particularly as I'm only a few years behind you.