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    Some things about this here 'Hard Brexxxit' Porn Parody...

    Well one thing, mainly. Why is absolutely everyone in it so fearsomely unattractive?
    I would pay not to watch most of these people have sex.

    That said 'Knickerless Virgin' made me laugh.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well one thing, mainly. Why is absolutely everyone in it so fearsomely unattractive?
    I would pay not to watch most of these people have sex.

    That said 'Knickerless Virgin' made me laugh.
    The (ahem) actress playing Knickerless Virgin is far too good looking compared to the real thing.

    AND why were you watching this, b?

    In other news, Richard Herring got a right public ****ing by Michael Portillo last night
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    The (ahem) actress playing Knickerless Virgin is far too good looking compared to the real thing.

    AND why were you watching this, b?

    In other news, Richard Herring got a right public ****ing by Michael Portillo last night
    I wasn't watching it. It was merely drawn to my attention on Twitter.

    I have heard tell of this Portillo incident. Not seen it or heard the details.

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    Herring used a question about politicians and 'informalness' to lay into Theresa May.

    Portillo described his comments as 'lazy discussion' and said if you think politicians are so dreadful get out there and become a politician and stop whining about it. Portillo also told Herring 'there is so much inconsistency in what you are saying' and 'you haven't thought this thing through, have you?'

    cue much shuffling, nervous laughs and shoe gazing from Herring.

    wd MP
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Herring used a question about politicians and 'informalness' to lay into Theresa May.

    Portillo described his comments as 'lazy discussion' and said if you think politicians are so dreadful get out there and become a politician and stop whining about it. Portillo also told Herring 'there is so much inconsistency in what you are saying' and 'you haven't thought this thing through, have you?'

    cue much shuffling, nervous laughs and shoe gazing from Herring.

    wd MP
    Well, having crossed swords with him on a few occasions on twitter, it's fairly clear to me that Richard Herring just isn't terribly bright. He can thrive only in an environment where he goes unchallenged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Herring used a question about politicians and 'informalness' to lay into Theresa May.

    Portillo described his comments as 'lazy discussion' and said if you think politicians are so dreadful get out there and become a politician and stop whining about it. Portillo also told Herring 'there is so much inconsistency in what you are saying' and 'you haven't thought this thing through, have you?'

    cue much shuffling, nervous laughs and shoe gazing from Herring.

    wd MP
    Portillo is an oddity in being a far nicer chap than one would have imagined. I know he has created a new image for himself now, travelling around on trains in ghastly trousers, but during the height of his political career he was generally regarded as one of the biggest arseholes around.

    Through more than a few personal dealings with him I can honestly say that he is a delight, and was even then.

    I can’t believe I am saying this….

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Portillo is an oddity in being a far nicer chap than one would have imagined. I know he has created a new image for himself now, travelling around on trains in ghastly trousers, but during the height of his political career he was generally regarded as one of the biggest arseholes around.

    Through more than a few personal dealings with him I can honestly say that he is a delight, and was even then.

    I can’t believe I am saying this….
    Yes, but his penchant for bright pastel clothing is very alarming. He is most assuredly not 'good with colours'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes, but his penchant for bright pastel clothing is very alarming. He is most assuredly not 'good with colours'.
    Isnt that par for the course with a chap like him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Isnt that par for the course with a chap like him?
    'A chap like him'? What are you suggesting, p?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    'A chap like him'? What are you suggesting, p?
    Uperclass Tory???
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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