No. I used to play football with a lad who had exactly those stick legs and he was a nightmare. He was scared of taking a tackle and would raise a foot in self-defence, so he regularly kicked people in the chest. Many is the scrap I have saved him from.
It simply will not do.
When you used to play football they had a 2-3-5 formation, lace up footballs and tape for crossbars... in short, you are living in the past and should be put down for your own good
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
No. I used to play football with a lad who had exactly those stick legs and he was a nightmare. He was scared of taking a tackle and would raise a foot in self-defence, so he regularly kicked people in the chest. Many is the scrap I have saved him from.
If he joins Sir C. I think a good idea would be to turn your back every time he has the ball.
Perhaps hire a person to tell you when he no longer has the ball.
I'm not turning my back on him, f. He's the explosive type.