“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
The first thing that needs to happen is that May needs to raise the voting age to 35 and immediately call another election. We have been confronted by the disaster of what happens when people who have no understanding of the world and have never paid their own rent, let alone taxes, actually vote. They must be disenfranchised immediately for the good of the country.
Worse even because everyone presumes, because of their age, they must know something of how stuff works when really too many of them *know* bugger all, evading and shirking responsibility and consequences being the essential Leitmotiv of their existence. And, of course, when the good people behave like this, the world will naturally be left only to the bad.
Or, as Sir C would say; I'm alright, I've got an Aston Martin
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."