Originally Posted by Burney Point of order: Sir C and I have actually put lipstick on a pig. And knickers. There are pictures. Good point. And there's no denying that it made it not a little alluring.
Originally Posted by Sir C Good point. And there's no denying that it made it not a little alluring. Yes. The knickers gave it mystery.
Originally Posted by Burney Point of order: Sir C and I have actually put lipstick on a pig. And knickers. There are pictures. You Tories are all the same.
Originally Posted by Norn Iron You Tories are all the same. We didn't stick our dicks in it, norn. There were ladies present. Had there not been, who knows?
Originally Posted by Burney Yes. The knickers gave it mystery. Were they the same knickers Sir Cs mum lent him for an aircraft journey once ?
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas Were they the same knickers Sir Cs mum lent him for an aircraft journey once ? I wonder if you'd mind if we didn't get into my mum's knickers?
Originally Posted by Norn Iron You Tories are all the same. loooooooool.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us. "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
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