Sorry, but it can't beat Excalibur. That was ace and had plenty of nude totty. Helen Mirren and Cherie Lunghi in the nip and Nicol Williamson overacting like a man on a particularly jagged mescaline trip - you can't say fairer than that imo.
Different matter entirely, imo.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."