So it turns out that eating raw fish might not have been such a good idea after all

[SWv2]

For a properly dressed crab I insist you visit Corrigans of Mayfair. Now he may be a Mick, but he can cook. He once prepared me a crab which brought me to tears.

There is plenty to be said for a devilled crab Mornay, of course.

Richard Corrigan? Fat pompous grade A ****.

I wouldn't even eat his chips.

[Burney]

Richard Corrigan? Fat pompous grade A ****.

I wouldn't even eat his chips.

He seems quite nice in Great British Menu. Mind you, he's got a good drinker's complexion.

[Sir C]

Richard Corrigan? Fat pompous grade A ****.

I wouldn't even eat his chips.

He's a charming fellow. I approached him once in the street and gripped his hand. "Mr Corrigan," I said, for 'twas he. "I just want to take this opportunity to thank you for so many incredible meals." He looked duly pleased and said something unintelligible in that approximation of the English language you people use.

[Burney]

He's a charming fellow. I approached him once in the street and gripped his hand. "Mr Corrigan," I said, for 'twas he. "I just want to take this opportunity to thank you for so many incredible meals." He looked duly pleased and said something unintelligible in that approximation of the English language you people use.

Did you note his gin blossoms?

[Sir C]

Did you note his gin blossoms?

No, I was, not to put too fine a point on it, ****ed.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

He's a charming fellow. I approached him once in the street and gripped his hand. "Mr Corrigan," I said, for 'twas he. "I just want to take this opportunity to thank you for so many incredible meals." He looked duly pleased and said something unintelligible in that approximation of the English language you people use.

He might have been George Graham
:monty:

[SWv2]

He's a charming fellow. I approached him once in the street and gripped his hand. "Mr Corrigan," I said, for 'twas he. "I just want to take this opportunity to thank you for so many incredible meals." He looked duly pleased and said something unintelligible in that approximation of the English language you people use.

Did you ask for his autograph?

[Sir C]

Did you ask for his autograph?

Did I balls. He's a man I pay to cook my dinner, but I was feeling over emotional due to drink.

I did the same to Michelle Roux senior in Bangkok, actually, and I've never even eaten at his place. Again, I was in drink.

[Burney]

Did I balls. He's a man I pay to cook my dinner, but I was feeling over emotional due to drink.

I did the same to Michelle Roux senior in Bangkok, actually, and I've never even eaten at his place. Again, I was in drink.

I always preferred Albert, tbh.

[SWv2]

Did I balls. He's a man I pay to cook my dinner, but I was feeling over emotional due to drink.

I did the same to Michelle Roux senior in Bangkok, actually, and I've never even eaten at his place. Again, I was in drink.

I stopped and had a chat in the street with Kevin Rowland of Dexys once, very pleasant man. We spoke about their music since their first album and he told me in detail about what was then their imminent release of old Irish songs. We parted essentially as best mates.

Few days later I came across Mike Scott from The Waterboys and encouraged by my new found friendship and ability to easily mingle with bona fide rock stars I approached him. I think he was genuinely frightened. Bit weird too if I am honest.

Sober both times and all.