I was going to make a similar joke myself, but thought I'd be charitable and leave the tap-in for someone else.
It was in St Vincent's prior to them unnecessarily cutting my perfectly healthy appendix.
The doctor said: "Turns out it was only gastro-enteritis, but since we had you open anyway, we thought we might as well take it out."
Last edited by Burney; 05-12-2017 at 03:16 PM.