I called the NHS to make an appointment today, because my wobbles aren't improving. I was offered an appointment on 25th May.
I've found a private doctor who will see me on Sunday.
Note how it works: I pay the government for my healthcare, they give the job to the NHS, the NHS fails to deliver, so I pay for my healthcare.
This country has become a load of ****. Fúck your (not 'your') NHS.