I tired to fix the dishwasher!

[Burney]

I had no idea they were so expensive, having just replaced one that had given me almost twenty years service.
Needless to say, I went German again.

I inherited an ancient Hotpoint job when I moved into the house that is still going great guns.

[Sir C]

You broke the lower spray bar, didn't you?

With regret, I must confirm your theory

[Pat Vegas]

I tried to post the word 'tried'!

You are probably just tried.

I mean tired.

[Burney]

With regret, I must confirm your theory

To be fair, you have the hands of a navvy. We should have expected nothing else.

[Sir C]

I had no idea they were so expensive, having just replaced one that had given me almost twenty years service.
Needless to say, I went German again.

300 quid areas, isn't it? Cheap, really. It's going to last 3 years, that's £2 a week

[Sir C]

To be fair, you have the hands of a navvy. We should have expected nothing else.

Eh? I have girlie little hands and the wrists of a ballerina. It's a constant source of regret to me.

[Pat Vegas]

Eh? I have girlie little hands and the wrists of a ballerina. It's a constant source of regret to me.

the tossers who installed my new washing machine used the old pipe which I found the washer on the floor.

I found a leak when I got back from Italy.

so i had to pull out the machine and fix it. a washing machine is not a fun thing to move around makes you look like a wimp

[Burney]

Eh? I have girlie little hands and the wrists of a ballerina. It's a constant source of regret to me.

Do you? Maybe I'm thinking of your glw's hands.

[PSRB]

300 quid areas, isn't it? Cheap, really. It's going to last 3 years, that's £2 a week

Be a lot easier if people (wife and child) put the dirty stuff in the dishwasher rather then in the sink, so that I don't then have to move it to where it should go in the 1st place!

[Sir C]

Do you? Maybe I'm thinking of your glw's hands.

Excuse me! My wife's hands are no larger than those of any other 'woman'. She's got a massive Adam's apple and scrotum, mind.