I'll order a new dishwasher
Indeed, man stuff.
I have just returned from Timbertrove where I purchased a length of pressure treated timber, I was able to blag a little as I had the rough dimensions of the shed I purchased from the same people a few years back.
Got a little testy in the "shed" as we discussed exact dimensions at which point the chap aired on the side of caution and told me, as casual as you like, "if it is too long you can just cut it yourself".
Oh my. I own one screwdriver and a small wrench (the origin of which I am unsure).