The new first lady of France

[Burney]

What can I say, Burney. Ever since my MILF experience as a younger man I have a soft spot for them.

And yes, I still would.

Thanks for ruining my fantasy with the Dr Zeus reference.

You fancy these, you absolute danger to society.

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[Sir C]

You fancy these, you absolute danger to society.

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I've ordered the butt. Not a shoulder, an actual butt. 4 kg of butt

[Burney]

I've ordered the butt. Not a shoulder, an actual butt. 4 kg of butt

Would you say you like big butts and you cannot lie?

[Sir C]

Would you say you like big butts and you cannot lie?

We're going to inject this butt. We're going to get up to our nuts in butt.

[Burney]

We're going to inject this butt. We're going to get up to our nuts in butt.

Well, as invitations to be a weekend house guest, go, that's certainly...novel.

[Sir C]

Well, as invitations to be a weekend house guest, go, that's certainly...novel.

I wonder whether it is still de rigeuer to high five when swapping ends?

[Burney]

I wonder whether it is still de rigeuer to high five when swapping ends?

I'm going to be picking meat out of my teeth for days, aren't I?

[World's End Stella]

We're going to inject this butt. We're going to get up to our nuts in butt.

I once sat in a bar in NY next to a chap from Georgia who kept waxing lyrical about butt. Apparently you rub something dry into it and then stick it in a smoker for about 24 hours and then pull it all apart and serve it on a bun with coleslaw and pickle.

Well, they do in Georgia, anyway.

[Sir C]

I once sat in a bar in NY next to a chap from Georgia who kept waxing lyrical about butt. Apparently you rub something dry into it and then stick it in a smoker for about 24 hours and then pull it all apart and serve it on a bun with coleslaw and pickle.

Well, they do in Georgia, anyway.

Your knowledge of barbecue techniques is as incisive as your knowledge of football

[World's End Stella]

Your knowledge of barbecue techniques is as incisive as your knowledge of football

There is no need to be rude. Ahem.

I am merely repeating what this southern chap had to say about barbeque. And if I'm honest, I'm guessing most people from Georgia have forgotten more about barbequing than all of Kent has ever known.

So ner.