neighbourhood, it turns out he lives on my actual f*cking road, about 300 yards from my flat. I was tipped off about this by a neighbour and verified it by taking a peek through his front gates this morning and spotting a Lamborghini and 4x4, both sporting German plates.
I can also confirm, as per the media reports, that he is indeed having his driveway re-laid.
How is this "exciting news"?
Whatever you do, m, don't walk up to him with your arms stretched out wide and say "thanks for the memories"
"Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman