neighbourhood, it turns out he lives on my actual f*cking road, about 300 yards from my flat. I was tipped off about this by a neighbour and verified it by taking a peek through his front gates this morning and spotting a Lamborghini and 4x4, both sporting German plates.
I can also confirm, as per the media reports, that he is indeed having his driveway re-laid.
Last edited by Burney; 05-08-2017 at 10:04 AM.
Careful m. If he spots you rubbing your skinny skinless pecker against his hand made wrought iron gates, he'll probably call the police.
Jayzuss Cornelius! did ye see d' size o' de eyes and that cont!
You mean that you haven't noticed him moving nonchalantly about the area trying to make everything seem perfect and pretty whilst actually leaving any hard work to his neighbours....?