That Ronaldo's a bit good, isn't he.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

I don't get this obsession with surfaces.

Maybe she goes like the proverbial screen door in a hurricane. Maybe he loves her.

Probably his sweetheart from his teen years. Made a commitment when they were young and then found it difficult to get out of it, much like Arsene with Theo.

[Burney]

I don't get this obsession with surfaces.

Maybe she goes like the proverbial screen door in a hurricane. Maybe he loves her.

Theobot 3000 has no capacity for love. All he asks is that his oil is changed and he's fully recharged each night.

[Sir C]

I expect he does. She bought him a coffee machine you know.

I think they make an absolutely delightful couple. If they were my children I'd be proud and delighted. Well, not so much if they were both my children; that would be a little awkward, not to mention illegal. Except in Wales.

[Burney]

I think they make an absolutely delightful couple. If they were my children I'd be proud and delighted. Well, not so much if they were both my children; that would be a little awkward, not to mention illegal. Except in Wales.

Also, it would suggest they were by different mothers, I'd have thought.

[SWv2]

Also, it would suggest they were by different mothers, I'd have thought.

And travellers.

[Sir C]

Also, it would suggest they were by different mothers, I'd have thought.

Are you denying my right to temporarily identify as black?

[Burney]

Are you denying my right to temporarily identify as black?

Not at all. I am, however, denying your genetic material to identify as black.

[Sir C]

Not at all. I am, however, denying your genetic material to identify as black.

Talking of which, Jack never told me whether she is now a lady again

[Burney]

Talking of which, Jack never told me whether she is now a lady again

But she's back 'driving stick' apparently. Form an orderly queue for your portion of raging mental fantasist single mum, gentlemen.

'No, no, please. After you.'

[Sir C]

But she's back 'driving stick' apparently. Form an orderly queue for your portion of raging mental fantasist single mum, gentlemen.

'No, no, please. After you.'

"Hello darling I'm home! Which particular chronic mental/physical ailment are you suffering with today? Any rapes, assaults, (verbal or physical) or other tragedies to report?"