If that happens, I for one will welcome thermonuclear war.
Yes, but my leg of lamb Sunday fell into the 'historic' category. Well done me.
Also, while we aren't really allowed to say it, I wouldn't be unhappy if Chelsea collapsed and Spurs won the league. There, I said it. It's how I feel.
I find it really hard to hate this Spurs side and while I can't think of a single obnoxious, irritating, vile Spurs supporter in the office, Chelsea has them in droves.