Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
One of the most irritating parts of parenthood is listening to other witless c*nt parents making jokes about Mr Tumble being a nonce as if they're the first ones to do it.

I don't know why that annoys me so much, but it does. I think it's because I have quite a fondness for him - he's mega talented and is wasted on Cbeebies.
I literally wouldn't know him if I fell over him, m.

In my day, I just used to fantasise about fúcking Miss Hoolie out of Balamory

Bit more difficult to talk about that with other parents at kids' parties, though.