Might I just point out that war clouds are gathering in various parts of the world...

[Burney]

No, really, b and I met him for a drink once, in a little estaminet in Ypres, we had vang blong and omelettes and frits, he'd just come out of the line and was all muddy. His real name is Tommy Atkins.

Don't start dragging me into your past lives!

[Sir C]

Don't start dragging me into your past lives!

Remember when we caught the crabs from that old crone in Armentieres?

Your mum, obvs.

[Pat Vegas]

You realise that 'squaddie' denotes someone in the lowest ranks of the British Army, yes? It doesn't just mean 'soldier'.

That reminds me of the good old internet chat room days.
You'd always get one idiot called something like Squaddie #324 who'd be the defender of the all the girls.
a bit like a precursor to today's social justice warrior types.

[Burney]

Remember when we caught the crabs from that old crone in Armentieres?

Your mum, obvs.

No, but I do remember us storming Jerusalem in 1099, shouting 'Deus vult!'.

Cor, but we slaughtered a lot of Allans and Jews that day. Good timez.

[Sir C]

No, but I do remember us storming Jerusalem in 1099, shouting 'Deus vult!'.

Cor, but we slaughtered a lot of Allans and Jews that day. Good timez.

That was when we bought those matching tunics.

[Burney]

That reminds me of the good old internet chat room days.
You'd always get one idiot called something like Squaddie #324 who'd be the defender of the all the girls.
a bit like a precursor to today's social justice warrior types.

I believe they're now known as 'White Knights', f. It is widely suspected that they are 'beta cucks' who use their virtue signalling as a means of getting into the knick-knocks of feminists.

I really must spend less time on Twitter.

[Pat Vegas]

I believe they're now known as 'White Knights', f. It is widely suspected that they are 'beta cucks' who use their virtue signalling as a means of getting into the knick-knocks of feminists.

I really must spend less time on Twitter.

That's the one! The ones who say they are feminists and stuff.

I just go on instagram thesedays.

[Sir C]

I believe they're now known as 'White Knights', f. It is widely suspected that they are 'beta cucks' who use their virtue signalling as a means of getting into the knick-knocks of feminists.

I really must spend less time on Twitter.

Surely feminists are a bit hirsute in the knicker areas?

No no, I don't think I'd be terribly keen on that at all.

[Burney]

That was when we bought those matching tunics.

I always wondered what those stains were. Who knew Saracen blood would be such a bùgger to shift?

[Burney]

Surely feminists are a bit hirsute in the knicker areas?

No no, I don't think I'd be terribly keen on that at all.

I don't know. Maybe one should ask Laurie Penny about the state of her lady garden to get some idea?

Or would that be a micro aggression?