Worse, the cauliflowers grew back. He ended up consulting the Indian mystic who had cured my mother of a mystery ailment, and was prescribed a special diet: Week one, 4 pounds of grapes per day, nothing else. Week two: 8 grilled oranges per day, nothing else. And so on, for 8 weeks or so, after which he declared himself cured and well pleased with the treatment.
Well I hope the mystic washed his hands before touching your mum.
Originally Posted by Sir C
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