I was hoping for Monty's analysis of the current Arsenal league position.

[Sir C]

Show me even an atom of racism in there. I dares ya.

You called him big-nosed. He's a fourby, for ****'s sake! They're famous for having big noses and for meanness and usury, you insensitive pig.

But don't say pig when he's around, the weird fúckers don't eat bacon, apparently.

[World's End Stella]

You called him big-nosed. He's a fourby, for ****'s sake! They're famous for having big noses and for meanness and usury, you insensitive pig.

But don't say pig when he's around, the weird fúckers don't eat bacon, apparently.

What if I just have a dislike of people with big noses regardless of ethnicity?

Plus he's not really a member of the faith, is he? That would require too much humility.

[Sir C]

What if I just have a dislike of people with big noses regardless of ethnicity?

Plus he's not really a member of the faith, is he? That would require too much humility.

Squirm all you like, your anti-semitism is as obvious as an orthodox jew walking through Mecca on a Friday afternoon. You're like Her Highness Lady Shami without the vaguely boneable edge.

As for whether he is one or not, ask yourself, 'Would he qualify for a certificate of Aryan purity.' If the answer is 'no', he ain't going to be allowed near your daughter, is he?

[Pokster]

Squirm all you like, your anti-semitism is as obvious as an orthodox jew walking through Mecca on a Friday afternoon. You're like Her Highness Lady Shami without the vaguely boneable edge.

As for whether he is one or not, ask yourself, 'Would he qualify for a certificate of Aryan purity.' If the answer is 'no', he ain't going to be allowed near your daughter, is he?

He wouldn't be allowed near his daughter as she is getting boned on a regular basis by the rugby player

[Burney]

What if I just have a dislike of people with big noses regardless of ethnicity?

Plus he's not really a member of the faith, is he? That would require too much humility.

Humility? The same ones who claim to be God's Chosen People, humble?

[Sir C]

Humility? The same ones who claim to be God's Chosen People, humble?

Why not accuse them of murdering Christ* while you're at it?

They did, obviously.

[Burney]

Why not accuse them of murdering Christ* while you're at it?

They did, obviously.

Yes, but they would probably argue that he was bang to rights. Which, in fairness, he was.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Why not accuse them of murdering Christ* while you're at it?

They did, obviously.

Did they? I thought it was the Wops. But I've never studied much before 1400, so do tell if I'm wrong.

[Sir C]

Did they? I thought it was the Wops. But I've never studied much before 1400, so do tell if I'm wrong.

Oh, I've no idea, old chap. My knowledge of the matter is gleaned entirely from monty python.

[Ash]

Did they? I thought it was the Wops. But I've never studied much before 1400, so do tell if I'm wrong.

Yes, it was the Romans, as they are more politely known. Crucifixion was a Roman punishment.

"But it says in the Bible that it was the JOOS ..." wail the Christians. Well, catholics mainly.