I see Mme Le Pen has claimed that the French shovelling Jews onto trains even more

[Burney]

Hang on - are you saying Allo Allo is not an accurate piece of historical drama. And Gorden Kaye not even cold in his coffin. Shame on you

I'm not even sure there was even a painting called 'The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies', la.

We're through the looking glass, here, people.