Hang abouts! If we win our two games in hand on Liverpool we're back in the top four

[redgunamo]

So what you're saying is that Sir C and I (both of whom are in marriages without children) might as well be homos?

Well, as I say, aside from a measure of squeamishness at bedtime, what difference would it make. Jeeves and Wooster, Holmes and Watson, even Higgins and Pickering, of course. There's nothing wrong with it, is there.

Call it "chums".