Originally Posted by burney does it böllocks get to 7.5 can you please remove your hooter from my medical assessment!
Originally Posted by Sir C It varies from 0 to 7, occasionally gusting 7.5. On a scale of 1 to 10 how does it affect your ability to type ? 0
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Originally Posted by Sir C can you please remove your hooter from my medical assessment! Is your masturbatory routine negatively affected?
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas On a scale of 1 to 10 how does it affect your ability to type ? 0 I am being examined by a doctor here. Do you mind?
Originally Posted by Burney Is your masturbatory routine negatively affected? Not in the least; I've got a chap in to take care of the matter for me. Health insurance is a wonderful thing.
Originally Posted by Burney You say that... http://www.espnfc.com/blog/the-toe-p...r-out-movement Actually that's rather amusing. Someone who controls a major cricket ground screen could have fun with editing the graphic on a DRS decision.
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas *******s to that. From what seems like no football at all to a stupuid midweek fixture. No thanks. My old man gets a mention in the Arse programme for this game, something along the lines of 'John Alan White will be watching'* RIP * Oh and Wenger out added as well of course
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing But different than the day before' 'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood' 'Now you're unemployed, all non-void Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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