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Thread: Hang on, there is a match tonight?

  1. #51
    Quote Originally Posted by burney View Post
    does it böllocks get to 7.5
    can you please remove your hooter from my medical assessment!

  2. #52
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It varies from 0 to 7, occasionally gusting 7.5.
    On a scale of 1 to 10 how does it affect your ability to type ?

    0

    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  3. #53
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    can you please remove your hooter from my medical assessment!
    Is your masturbatory routine negatively affected?

  4. #54
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    On a scale of 1 to 10 how does it affect your ability to type ?

    0

    I am being examined by a doctor here. Do you mind?

  5. #55
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Is your masturbatory routine negatively affected?
    Not in the least; I've got a chap in to take care of the matter for me.

    Health insurance is a wonderful thing.

  6. #56
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Actually that's rather amusing. Someone who controls a major cricket ground screen could have fun with editing the graphic on a DRS decision.

  7. #57
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    *******s to that.

    From what seems like no football at all to a stupuid midweek fixture.
    No thanks.
    My old man gets a mention in the Arse programme for this game, something along the lines of 'John Alan White will be watching'*

    RIP

    * Oh and Wenger out added as well of course
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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