I'm trying to decide whether I prefer my Hula Hoops in beef

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Aeroplain HulaHoops when in company
Beefy HulaHoops when alone

[Sir C]

Aeroplain HulaHoops when in company
Beefy HulaHoops when alone

Plain ones are ok if you can add additional salt imo. Otherwise they're a bit bland.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Plain ones are ok if you can add additional salt imo. Otherwise they're a bit bland.

I do that with nuts
I add pepper too for a hot kick

[Burney]

I do that with nuts
I add pepper too for a hot kick

I have to do it with Ritz crackers these days. Seriously, the whole point of a Ritz cracker is the lumps of salt, surely?

[Ash]

Actually, I'd forgotten all about Bovril. When I return to the north in winter, I think I'm going to fill mynthermos with Bovril instead of tea. I may add a drop of scotch to keep the chill out.

I've never taken a flask, or even owned one, until now. I have the Bovril too to put in it.

[Sir C]

I have to do it with Ritz crackers these days. Seriously, the whole point of a Ritz cracker is the lumps of salt, surely?

Carrs Melts. Superior to your Ritz cracker in all respects.

[PSRB]

Carrs Melts. Superior to your Ritz cracker in all respects.

Ritz biscuits with Primula cheese made into a little biscuity sandwich

Carrs Cheese Melts for actual proper cheese board stuff

[Burney]

Carrs Melts. Superior to your Ritz cracker in all respects.

Yeah, they're alright. A bit melty, though.

[Sir C]

Ritz biscuits with Primula cheese made into a little biscuity sandwich

Carrs Cheese Melts for actual proper cheese board stuff

I once saw a tube of Primula cheese with, wait for it, prawns.

The really distressing part of the story is that I bought the tube of Primula cheese with prawns, and I ate the tube of Primula cheese with prawns.

[Burney]

Carrs Melts. Superior to your Ritz cracker in all respects.

Indeed. You'd take a Carr's Melt home to meet mother, but for a good dirty weekend, your Ritz cracker's the thing.