Well, since it's emerged that this chap wasn't even on the top 3,000 people considered most dangerous by MI5, I'd have to make you right there, at least.
Sleep well, everyone.
You can't win, can you.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."