So it seems that it was the Defence Secretary's Close Protection Officer who shot

[Burney]

Fear not. Ross and I are going to stand strong against ISIS, armed with a pair of scissors and a hair dryer. But a salon strength hairdryer, mark you. They blow quite the heat gale.

I'm considering a more age-appropriate do.

You mean....? Close cropped?

[Sir C]

You mean....? Close cropped?

Yes. Probably not as close as wes or pokster. I'm thinking more George Clooney.

[Pokster]

Yes. Probably not as close as wes or pokster. I'm thinking more George Clooney.

Ahh, if you are going for the GC does that mean you have stopped using just for men?

[Burney]

Yes. Probably not as close as wes or pokster. I'm thinking more George Clooney.

But won't that mean...acknowledging certain...y'know...shortages?

[Sir C]

But won't that mean...acknowledging certain...y'know...shortages?

Such is life. There's no holding back the sands of time, and so on.

[Sir C]

Ahh, if you are going for the GC does that mean you have stopped using just for men?

I have not a grey hair on my head. Just a few brown ones, whose number is diminishing rapidy.

[Pokster]

I have not a grey hair on my head. Just a few brown ones, whose number is diminishing rapidy.

Embrace the baldness sc, the chicks love it... well, your mum anyway

[Burney]

Such is life. There's no holding back the sands of time, and so on.

Oh, my dear chap. You're very brave :hug:

[Sir C]

Oh, my dear chap. You're very brave :hug:

I'm fully resigned to decay and mortality now, b. I have drawn up a list of things to try to achieve before I pass:

1. Tumescence. Just once!
2. A brief period of rest and reflection between retirement and dementia.
3. Erm, that's it.

[Burney]

I'm fully resigned to decay and mortality now, b. I have drawn up a list of things to try to achieve before I pass:

1. Tumescence. Just once!
2. A brief period of rest and reflection between retirement and dementia.
3. Erm, that's it.

I would just like you to note that I have never mentioned to a soul what I saw that day at the hairdresser's.

Well, apart from when I showed the pic I'd taken to the barman at the Savoy, of course.

Other than that, I think I've been fiercely loyal.