Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
What makes you think your winkle is so special that it's important no one sees it?
Well I just feel exposed if a chap suddenly lurches in and there I am with my lad in my hand, vulnerable like.

I can't imagine it's too much fun for him, either. Although I did tell you about that chap who used to unzip as soon as he walked into the bogs and then walk, cock out, to the urinal.