Reply With QuotePrinter innit. But tbh Im like soooooo much more than just that...Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Never had a job. Not a proper one anyway; no fun and the money's too small.
I did used to swan about in Global Areas of Conflict though, monetising trouble.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
Printer innit. But tbh Im like soooooo much more than just that...
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
Do you ever use gold ink?
Well I used to describe myself as a journalist, but discovered that my insurance costs less if I call myself a magazine editor.
Yes, you're a p1ss artist as well as an inky boy.
There be lots of editors here.Well I used to describe myself as a journalist, but discovered that my insurance costs less if I call myself a magazine editor.
EDIT: I will become an editor.
Do you reckon he ever tried to print his own money?Yes, you're a p1ss artist as well as an inky boy.
I thought you wanted to make money?
'Monetising Trouble'. I like that. That's what should call your memoirs.
I am a just a weird travel type who now is a temporary researcher for a tv shows
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