Dinnerwimb.

[Burney]

Ironmonger? What, people compete to serve customers with nails and screws and that?

I've heard that there's a chap on the pottery thing who keeps blubbing when he sees a nice pot. Is this true? You know how I feel about chaps blubbing.

[Sir C]

I think we have a plan.

I shall, of course, douse it liberally with ketchup.

Personally, I'd go for a splash of Worcestershire, but there you go.

Don't, for the love of God, allow the ketchup anywhere near the egg!

[Burney]

Yes. My great fear with this dish, of course, is that I will inadvertantly allow some yolk to come into contact with the peas :shudder:

I think the rough and absorbent exterior of the schnitzel will prevent that

[Sir C]

And lashings of beer, of course.

Beer? With dinner? We're not animals in this country, r.

I have a rather nice, light Malbec which will be ideally suited, I think.

[Pat Vegas]

I've heard that there's a chap on the pottery thing who keeps blubbing when he sees a nice pot. Is this true? You know how I feel about chaps blubbing.

He's lost the pot.

[Burney]

Personally, I'd go for a splash of Worcestershire, but there you go.

Don't, for the love of God, allow the ketchup anywhere near the egg!

Oh, the eggy/ketchup mess is essential. I like to cut everything up once it's fully slathered with the sauce and then shovel it right-handed into my face like some sort of American.

[Burney]

He's lost the pot.

Oh, well played, f

[Pat Vegas]

Ironmonger? What, people compete to serve customers with nails and screws and that?

Nah nah making a sword etc. Oh no my sword hasn't set. etc.

Speaking of Ironmongers there is one in Camden that always has ladders outside. I was thinking if the shopkeeper goes out every morning to hang them up and then takes them back in in the evening. Seems a fuss if it's raining.

[Sir C]

I've heard that there's a chap on the pottery thing who keeps blubbing when he sees a nice pot. Is this true? You know how I feel about chaps blubbing.

Oh yes, and he has the most incredible combover.

Stand by. I shall seek him out.

Here we go.

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[Burney]

Oh yes, and he has the most incredible combover.

Stand by. I shall seek him out.

Here we go.

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Oh, my good God! He looks like Mark Kermode's sex offending brother. I can't possibly watch such a thing.