Mike Leigh and Alison Steadman.

[Sir C]

Who are these people?

Writer**** and actress****. Lefties.

Shít****s. Excuse my language.

[Burney]

Writer**** and actress****. Lefties.

********s. Excuse my language.

I like that you accented the cünts but not the shît. It speaks of an odd set of obscenity priorities.

[Sir C]

I like that you accented the cünts but not the shît. It speaks of an odd set of obscenity priorities.

It was simply an error, I assure you.

I've thought ofg another one. Tom Stoppard. ****.

Professional Foul was good, though.

[Burney]

It was simply an error, I assure you.

I've thought ofg another one. Tom Stoppard. ****.

Professional Foul was good, though.

David Hare, Harold Pinter, Lady Antonia Fraser - all cünts.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

David Hare, Harold Pinter, Lady Antonia Fraser - all cünts.

Who wrote that fúcking 'Kes' b0llocks - him too. Scruffy little northern **** keeping that poor Kestrel in captivity - lots of fat, gritty northern ****s roaming the Yorkshire council estates prefacing every sentence with "Aye lad". Fúck off back down yer coal mines ye ****s.

[Sir C]

Who wrote that fúcking 'Kes' b0llocks - him too. Scruffy little northern **** keeping that poor Kestrel in captivity - lots of fat, gritty northern ****s roaming the Yorkshire council estates prefacing every sentence with "Aye lad". Fúck off back down yer coal mines ye ****s.

Oh yes. That was shíte of the dullest nature.

Plus, what about the one about that lad fúcking schoolgirls in the back of his car. Paédo****.

[Burney]

Oh yes. That was shíte of the dullest nature.

Plus, what about the one about that lad fúcking schoolgirls in the back of his car. Paédo****.

Rita, Sue and Bob too? Yes. You wouldn't mind so much, but they were very ugly.

Remember when you used to get people bemoaning the demise of Play for Today? They were cünts because it was all lefty shïte.

[Luis Anaconda]

Oh yes. That was shíte of the dullest nature.

Plus, what about the one about that lad fúcking schoolgirls in the back of his car. Paédo****.

Rita, Sue and Bob Too? That was written by Andrea Dunbar - died of a brain hemorrhage before she reached 30

[Burney]

Who wrote that fúcking 'Kes' b0llocks - him too. Scruffy little northern **** keeping that poor Kestrel in captivity - lots of fat, gritty northern ****s roaming the Yorkshire council estates prefacing every sentence with "Aye lad". Fúck off back down yer coal mines ye ****s.

Barry Hines? Or Ken Loach? Either way, both cünts.

[Sir C]

Barry Hines? Or Ken Loach? Either way, both cünts.

Ken '****' Loach, I think is his full name.

****.