We will not be buying Joe Hart anyway #WengerPresser

[Burney]

Nonsense. I tell them on the way up, I say, 'I'm going to climb you and then I'm going to fúck you.' This causes the glw to mutter grim warnings about angering the mountain, but I haven't been beaten yet.

It sounds a bit...well...rapey, to be honest. Are the mountains consenting?

[Sir C]

It sounds a bit...well...rapey, to be honest. Are the mountains consenting?

Of course they're not, that's the whole point! Like all good sex, it is a matter of overpowering the victim by physical force.

[Burney]

Of course they're not, that's the whole point! Like all good sex, it is a matter of overpowering the victim by physical force.

And hoping your knees hold up.