I rather like the cut of this Eddy Howe fellow's gib. If we ever do manage

[Just Trent]

to rid ourselves of that vascillating, useless old 'Allo 'Allo parody Wenger, then Eddy will be just the man to motivate a pool of young talented players.

Wenger out!

I rather like the look of Thomas Tuchel at Dortmund. Have you seen how bad he looks in any sort of coat? Actually worse than Wenger. The perfect candidate imo