I'm somewhat confused by the fact that Indians appear to have chosen a Sikh mascot

[Burney]

I'm not sure the blowing of a whistle will stop someone who is mid-crimp tbh.

And do I read that it is fine to **** anywhere in the poorer areas (about 99% of the land)?

I think I'd find it rather off-putting if a robot started whistling and telling me off in Hindi.