Oh yer actual ISIS says that, but the freelance nutters like Mr Stabby of Bloomsbury are just nutters like this Thomas Nightmare fellow.
Actually I just couldn't resist paraphrasing Captain Mandrake talking about the Japanese.
Hmmm. You don't draw any distinction between yer average stabby shooty Allan and yer Mairs and Breiviks of this world? Not noticed that the latter seem rather less keen on self-immolation? Don't you consider that a rather important distinction?
Yes; just that bit, actually. It sort of gives the lie to the 'It's all our fault' school of thought, but no doubt Simon Jenkins knows best.
I think it would be as absurd to claim that these people don't have legitimate political grievances/motivations than it would to claim their actions have nothing to do with Islam.
They tell us what they want, and why they want it, ad infinitum. Why do you not take them at their word?
They even dedicated a four-page spread to explaining it to us in the June issue of their glossy quarterly lifestyle mag Dabiq (who have disappointingly rejected all of my feature pitches so far )
Say what you like about their views on cutting off heads with fruit knives, but there's nothing wrong with their production values, design or typography
"Ah sit down Mr Curly,I see in your internet usage you have looked up 'how to spell Lloyd 212 times'.Can you not spell Lylod?"
"No sir,every fúcking time,brain takes a beano to Margate"
"Well that's a little embarrasing. Embarassing. Embarasing. Whatever."
I've persuaded the glw to try my 10 minute made up kebab jobbie, but I'm hazy about what I did now and I'm going toi fúck it up
I've got the text here. It said you marinated some sliced leg in garlic, cumin, coriander and lemon juice and fried it hard for crispy bits. Red onion, coriander, mint, yoghurt and chilli sauce. Flatbread.