I feel sick. Was walking down to Clerkenwell from Angel last night and a dog ran past

[Monty92]

I never really used Uber much here. I had a look and it didn't seem that cheaper than a minicab.

Used in LA though it was great.

I did Uber Pool last night and it cost me £11.50 from Clerkenwell to Highgate/East Finchley and I got to spend the journey with a sexy Irish lass (the other passenger, i mean. The driver was obviously a rabid beardy Allan).

Uber is ace!

[Burney]

It wasn't hypochondria, I literally couldn't breath, Jeff! The inhaler was a life saver. Couple of puffs and I was right as rain and back on to the beers*

*one bottle of Asahi

You couldn't breathe after 10 minutes' running? That's pretty seriously unfit if so. Can you still manage sexual intercourse?

[Burney]

I did Uber Pool last night and it cost me £11.50 and I got to spend the journey with a tasty irish lass (the other passenger, i mean. The driver was obviously a rabid Allan).

Uber is ace!

It bothers me that there's no umlaut over the 'U', though.

[Pat Vegas]

I got the app only to realise that there are absolutely no Uber drivers anywhere near where I live. Because I live in the country.

The other day, the local police kept tweeting about trying to catch poachers, ffs!

I would sign up for it but you still need a licence and expensive insurance.

Seems like in the US any old mental can just sign up and do it.

[Pat Vegas]

You couldn't breathe after 10 minutes' running? That's pretty seriously unfit if so. Can you still manage sexual intercourse?

apparently not according to his recent story.

[Monty92]

I saw a sticker the other day saying Uber was responsible for over 3,000 rapes and sexual assaults. I wondered whether this was true or propaganda from the union of black cab drivers.

My driver last night was telling me that from next year TfL are making every Uber driver in London take an English test. If they fail, they can't work for Uber.

I have no idea if this is true, but it strikes me as a potential opening of Pandora's box if so.

[Burney]

I saw a sticker the other day saying Uber was responsible for over 3,000 rapes and sexual assaults. I wondered whether this was true or propaganda from the union of black cab drivers.

Very much the latter, I'm guessing. Although, to be fair, the combination of drunk white women alone in cars with Allans makes a bit of rape and sexual assault inevitable imo.

Is the union of black cab drivers like the society for black lawyers?

[Monty92]

You couldn't breathe after 10 minutes' running? That's pretty seriously unfit if so. Can you still manage sexual intercourse?

I was wearing a massive overcoat and it was very cold. I also haven't been running for about a year.

So yes, I am very unfit, but the conditions were not in my favour either.

[Pat Vegas]

Very much the latter, I'm guessing. Although, to be fair, the combination of drunk white women alone in cars with Allans makes a bit of rape and sexual assault inevitable imo.

Is the union of black cab drivers like the society for black lawyers?

Black Cabs Matter!

[Burney]

I was wearing a massive overcoat and it was very cold. I also haven't been running for about a year.

So yes, I am very unfit, but the conditions were not in my favour either.

What sort of 'massive overcoat'? 2f2f87379e1d357ff57b1999c925690d.jpg

And since when was 'it was very cold' an excuse for not being able to run?